
To do that I would need to reduce my responsibilities and curb my capitalist consumption. I think I’d have to move into a shack. But not a rickety one, I want more than that.
(I know- although I'm not magazine quality, I could work in postcards. The photo was captured using my new self-imaging technique. Click, click, click. I can't seem to depress the shutter button and keep my mouth closed.)
We have expectations of museums, too. At the Apartheid Museum up in Johannesburg, I had expectations of greatness. This is living history. The people of South Africa today were at each other's throats less than twenty years ago. People, who would have been mortal enemies then, live and work together every day now. Imagine the documentation and global media available to a museum dedicated to the toppling of a pro-apartheid goverment at the end of the millennium! Imagine what the Met would do to set the stage for that exhibit. Keep imagining because you'll have to check your expectations at the door of the Apartheid Museum. And bring your reading glasses.
Of course I say this having skipped the theater experience, unable to watch one more white club to the head, the back, the knee of another protesting student.
The tour through apartheid was a moving and troubling experience. The sensational aspects of the museum were shaped in my head, not on the countless plackards and monitors - maybe that was the point. People defy expectations of cruelty and bravery. But what do we expect?
We continued down the cape all the way out to the southern tip. Surrounded by the ocean, the sky, perfect as the ocean always is. We parked way up by the Cape Point Light House. Lots of people do it – the parking lot is huge. Young men help you park and guard the car while you parade around like all the other tourists – eating ice cream and soda from the snack shop, taking the funicular up the mountain, taking in the view. There are car guards everywhere in Africa. It is a little sketchy and I don’t have convictions that most car guards do anything other than collect tips. However, here at the southwestern tip of Africa the car guards earn every rand. They carry sticks and ward off the lecherous gangs of baboons. The same fuzzy private animals that we saw rolling their babies in the grass.
Ok, they don’t earn every rand. The baboons have nothing better to do that wait for some unsuspecting eight-year-old to get her extra large strawberry milkshake from the concession stand. Baboon one will march out as a decoy. The car guard runs back and forth as the ape dodges in and out between the cars, watching the guard’s feet under the car and anticipating the next strike of the stick. Baboon two runs through the milling crowd, snatches the target’s drink, dashes through the brush and up into the trees where he drinks from the straw and scowls angrily at the awestruck tourists. Really. The crazy monster is angry – not into strawberry, I guess.
The robberies are generally successful. The victims are always panicked. The car guards are always miffed. The non-victim tourists gape and take photos.